cracked my head open


quite possibly the most f-cking ridiculously exaggerated and stupid way to describe a very minor head injury, such as a tiny cut.
bill: -hits head on wall
mandy: dude, wtf did you do that for?

bill: aw man i’ve cracked my head open -shows pointless ‘injury’ off to friends. guys, look i cracked my head open

no. that’s just a cut. i could cause more injury to you with my -rs-hole.

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