Cranbury New Jersey
a rich white sn-bby town. the kids there are d-cks with are their f-ckin preppy -ss clothes and nice cars. every house is at least twice as big as a normal persons house. every car on the street is either audi, bmw, lexus, mercedes, hummer or porsche. they can all go die in h-ll. i hate those people. every kid there is a perfect jock/preppy/yuppie jack-ss. everyone is white, and if you live there your either a wasp or a wasj aka white anglo saxon protestan or white anglo saxon jew. everyone there belongs to at least one country club and if you dont make over a million a year, dont bother moving in.
i heard that cranbury new jersey has commitees for each neighborhood that “check out” who wants to move into their area and if they’re not white, they probably wont let you live there
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