cranial rectal inversion


the act of having your head up your -ss.
“are you really that stupid? you must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. what a dumb–ss.”
nice way of saying you have your head in your -ss. also known as h.i.a.s (head in -ss syndrome)
“i know that our anniversary was today, but, i was having a cranial rectal inversion and i will make up for it this weekend.”
the psychological disorder of being unable to remove one’s head from one’s -ss (i.e. cannot see what is right in front of their face).
“wow, if that person with cranial rectal inversion farts, they’re going to completely asphyxiate themselves!”

“don’t eat beans if you’ve got cri.”

“you’ll need some preparation-h to help get your head out of your -ss.”
to have one’s head up his/her -ss
john: yo i’m gonna go pwn some n00bs lol lol rofl !!!11!!oneoneone!!111!
luke: yo you are suffering from a serious cranial rectal inversion

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