Crank Jockey
one who is fascinated and obsessed with their own and others’ phallic. usually the first to suggest a circle jerk or dutch rudder and often has a record for exposing himself in public.
dude, we can’t invite that shawn c to poker nights anymore… he’s a total crank jockey!
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