Crank That Lincoln


when a guy is doing a girl from behind, right before he -j-c-l-t-s, he pulls out and squirts at the back of her head. a reference to abraham lincoln who got shot in the back of his head.
one night i was so annoyed with sally i thought it would be funny if i crank that lincoln without her knowing.

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