crank that roosevelt
when you have had so much s-x with a lady that she can no longer walk. a reference to former president franklin roosevelt, who had polio for most of his life and was confined to a wheel chair. this term is believed to have originated on the campus of the university of central florida.
“man, did you hear me crank that roosevelt on her last weekend? she hasn’t been able to walk for 2 days”.
whacking off while wearing rounded spectacles
i was able able to sneak off and crank that roosevelt before my n-gg-z came through.
when a person m-st-rb-t-s to the wife of a president (dead or alive.
dude i love to crank that roosevelt to nancy reagan all the time.
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