Cranky Grandpa


when a guy puts his mouth over the girls v-g-n- and she queefs directly into his mouth
i can still taste my girlfriends queef after that cranky grandpa she gave me this morning.

Read Also:

  • Crapapalooza

    a whole new meaning to the word cr-p… “cr-papalooza thats a big school” an event or series of events so cr-p-laden that it transcends cr-ptacular, cr-ptastic, but falls short of cr-pnarok. my bosses wouldn’t let me off for medical appointments so i quit my job. my appointments found gallbladder disease. now i’m going to have […]

  • crap in a box

    sucks -ss, the worst thing theat could possibly happen(no words to describe it except for cr-p in a box). we were playing a freindly game of dodgeball when a -sshole threw a ball at my face and at the same time a four year old innocent little girl sledgehammered me in the b-lls and i […]

  • Creekwood middle school

    despite names like ” geekwood” creekwood middle is the funnest school in the district home to great men like coach mallory who provides a phisical edge and mr.winiki who actually cares about his school and his students it’s rival is riverwood middle school:home to rich stoners and hot white girls, creekwoods other neighboring school: which […]

  • crelbow

    the part of the arm directly opposite of the elbow that creates the interior angle of the elbow. joey lawrence explains to blossom that everyone has a crelbow whoa! the other side of your elbow. not the bony part, the bendy part. the bride and groom walked down the aisle, crelbows locked together. the crevice […]

  • Crissexifumia

    ‘criss-xifumia” pr-nounced; criss-s-x-a-fume-e-ah is a disease that affects you mentally, physically, and emotionally. mentally- you have hallucinations of criss angel, either part of fully naked. you are ‘high’ on ‘fumes’explained later to the point you may believe criss is really there, and also has clones of himself from different time periods. emotionally because you feel […]


Disclaimer: Cranky Grandpa definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.