Crap N’ Fap
the act of taking a dump and then masturbating.
greg, “hey john you wanna hang today?”
john, “yea man, i’ll be over as soon as i do a quick cr-p n’ fap”
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when on the john, taking a sh-t, you suddenly have the urge to m-st-rb-t-. prevalent in adolescent males.
i was taking a sh-t, then out of nowhere i got a b-n-r and proceeded to cr-p n’ fap.
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