Crapulla Football Club


a woeful excuse of a rugby league football club that partakes in the national rugby league. spends much of its time suffering from scandals, woeful on field performance, a totally inept management, a complete inability to turn a profit, or win a premiership. the best outcome for this basket case would be to export it to an expansion region of the nrl, where it may finally start to be a worthwhile club, not a leech on the rear end of the st george dragons.

the club’s greatest achievements are: poaching talent off other clubs, never winning a premiership, and having their stadium sponsored by a company specialising in removing rubbish to the tip, which is where the club belongs.
example for cr-pulla football club:

chris: did you see the cr-pulla game?

rozza: i’d rather watch f-cken gr-ss grow.

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