crash nitro kart


crash nitro kart, or cnk is a 2003 racing video game by vicarious visions and universal interactive for ps2 and xbox.

despite its g/u certificate rating, friendly story line, and whimsical graphics, it is f-cking evil, and notoriously difficult to beat for your below average gamer or casual gamer.

filled with levels designed to infuriate the player to the extreme.

the final cutscene at the end, however, is the greatest satisfaction on earth, knowing that it’s finally over. it is also highly addictive, best played as a team effort if you are particularly cr-p at it.

abbreviation is cnk, which can be used to express difficulty in day to day life.
1. f-ck me that test was cnk. i’m gonna fail no doubt.

2. me: where’s james?

her: oh we haven’t seen him in days, not since he started crash nitro kart.

Read Also:

  • croch mace

    the terrible smell from one’s private parts. i went down on that girl, but i got blinded by her awful croch mace.

  • crohnomom

    a crohnson who turned into a momson josh e is a crohnomom

  • buttacashmoney

    comes from the words b-tter, cash, and money, all combined to make one super adjective used to describe something incredibly 1337, pwnerific, or just d-mn cool automatic soap dispensers are indeed b-ttacashmoney.

  • Marcel The Shell

    probably the best youtube video of all time. bascially my life a hit for all age groups one time i looked at a diamond, and it gave me a sunburn… one kid, “wanna know what i use as a hat? a lentil” other, “you soooo got that from marcel the sh-ll” 🙂

  • Floobag

    a s-x position where the guy lays down flat, the girl sits on his d-ck, with it penetrating her -ss, while she eats macaroni in her left hand and shoving a pickle up her p-ssy with her right hand. she begins sh-tting on the guys d-ck and throws up the macaroni continuously on his face, […]


Disclaimer: crash nitro kart definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.