crawlin’ up the wall


laying on your back with your legs against the wall, the action of masturbation with the result of shooting s-m-n into your face, aka as a “self money-shot”
guy: hey, why didn’t you answer your phone last night?

friend: well my parents had a long talk with me about what it means when parents catch their sons crawlin’ up the wall…

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