Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex

the result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. oftentimes the use of four or more -condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
-warning: sometimes leads to the clim clim.
“man, i had the best crazy drunken monkey s-x last night with some girl. but i’m off to the doctor so i’ll talk to you later.”

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