Cream of Crankshaft
a milkshake made of vanilla and rocky road ice cream. the chocolate represents oil, the white air. it is often eaten at toledo mudhens games, most often by ed crankshaft.
ed: there’s a pitcher of cream of crankshaft in the fridge if you want one.
nate: well, maybe, but i’ve never had one. what is it?
ed: it’s this milkshake i make. its vanilla and rocky road ice cream.
nate: would they sell it at bus stops?
ed: they sure would. i sell them in the summer off my truck. it’s awesome!
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