Cream of Mushroom Slap
similar to a mushroom slap but with the added bonus of doing it after you’ve -j-c-l-t-d and your p-n-s is covered in s-m-n.
guy 1: so how’d it go with julia last night?
guy 2: it was awesome!… up until she just walked out after i cream of mushroom slapped her in the face…
guy 1: rough dude. guess she just isn’t into that kind of stuff.
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