cream pie whisker
a guy who f-cks a girl – who’s a total c-m bag – and believes her multiple cream pie means he’s already busted a nut or she’s wet for him.
i don’t believe you’ve done ‘er! she’s just f-cked some dudes next block… oh, man! you’re a total cream pie whisker!
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