Creamed My Bagel


phrase used when one, either 1.metaphorically or 2.literally j-zzes in his or her pants.
1.
tv: robiskie scores!
me: i just creamed my bagel

2.
tv: double kill!!, triple kill!!!, overkill!!!!
me: ah ooh uh… i just creamed my bagel.

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