creamed my pants


spermination in the pants, when seeing something glorious!
“….is that jessican alba over there?”

“o wow! it is… i think i just creamed my pants…”
to have an spontaneous -rg-sm upon viewing something of exceptional awesomeness.
when i met daft punk, i creamed my pants.
trying to put creamer in your coffee on a b-mpy rode and spilling it on your pants instead
i was driving and saw michael washing her car, i totally creamed my pants and had to go clean up at home

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