creampie surprise
when you’re f-cking a girl and promise to pull out, and then c-m inside her instead.
when jim was finished, jessica realized she’s gotten a sticky creampie surprise between her legs.
when a guy busts a nut in a girl’s p-ssy without her permission and/or knowledge.
note: do not do this if the girl knows who you are or can track you down.
dude: dam, i just gave you a creampie surprise, babe.
girl: you -sshole. what if i get pregnant?!
dude: hehe. who cares. you don’t even know my name.
when you un-expectedly j-zz in a girls -sshole, and then it leeks out.
or you whip it out of her -ss real quick and unload a full clip in her face and give her a free facial that she was not prepared for
jill: uhh!…the other day, dave gave me a cream pie surprise!
while your railing a chick -n-lly, you blow your load in her -ss, then you pull out and leave. but before you go, you say “good luck with that.”
tron:hey bro, last night i gave this chick the ol’ creampie surprise.
brady:dude, that’s f-ckin awesome!
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