creamy cucumber salad
first you take a cuc-mber and stick it up a womans -ss until its stuck. then very gently stick two spoons in between her -sshole and the cuc-mber. next take creamy ranch dressing and squirt it between the spoons. next with a spork gently dig the cuc-mber out piece by piece and make her eat it.
tom tied up his wife jane, stuck a cuc-mber in her -ss and she enjoyed a delightful creamy cuc-mber salad.
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