Creamy Italian


j-zz, c-m, sperm, white stuff, cream.

coined on weeds.

the stuff expelled when you m-st-rb-t-.
see also: choking the chicken, spanking the monkey,
uncle: okay so an alternative would be to use a tissue. clean, effective, and gets up all that creamy italian. but it can stick to your d-ck head like a f-cking band-aid.
when a chick is giving you head and you are about to c-m, you pull her off your d-ck, push her head down, and c-m all through her hair. u then use the c-m to slick her hair back and up so that its spiked up like a douchbag italian from jersey. the more c-m, the better the styling possibilities.
last night i gave my girlfriend a creamy italian. she thought it was funny and turned on sum music and started fist pumping like crazy

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