creamy wake up call
a creamy wake up call is when a male courteously wakes you up in the morning hours by abusing themselves aggressively until their urethra expands and drops an ungodly amount of s-m-n on your face. the resulting wake up is one of extreme bliss where the load to your face results in your p-n-s rising with the morning sun.
robbie give me the best creamy wake up call this morning, i had a nice woody and a sticky face to jump start my day.
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