Creepy Mermaid


when you wrap your partner’s legs in a sheet or blanket then either defecate, urinate, or -j-c-l-t- on their face at which point they creep around like a mermaid out of water looking for something to wash their face.
hey kim are you going out with your boyfriend tonight.

no, he gave me a creepy mermaid last night so we are seeing other people now.

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