Crenshen Killed
when a conversation is killed due to an interruption by a crenshen. a crenshen kill always occurs when you least expect it, (ie: when conversing with a lovely young lady), and afterwards whomever you were speaking with will stop replying, regardless if the conversation was going well or not. so far, roughly 41,000 crenshen kills have been reported, all of which occurred online or in real-life situations. there is one time, and only one time where a crenshen kill is necessary, and that is when one is already being gallegoed. as of date, these two phenomenons have never occurred simultaneously, though, the ancient mayan civilization did predict a happening of sort in the year 2069.
fp: would you like some mango tango?
lovely lady: i would love some mango tango, and i’d also love to mango tango the night away with you.
fp: i’ll mango tango all night
lovely lady: i want to be covered in it
crenshen: i like mangos
lovely lady: (takes bag off monitor, places it over her head, and sufficates herself)
-this conversation has been certified crenshen killed-
dp: so how about sat-rday night at b-tts-x o’clock?
lovely lady #2: b-tts-x o’clock sounds perfect for me. i can’t wait.
dp: bring my green hat?
lovely lady #2: yesss!! bring your green hat!
crenshen: can i come?
lovely lady #2: (fills pillow case with doorkn-bs, and beats herself to death)
-this conversation has been certified crenshen killed-
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