Cricket Bat Penetration
pretty self explanatory really. usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. the grip on the handle can pose a problem to entry, but excessive use of vaseline should do the trick. note: can be voluntary or involuntary.
kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (involuntary penetration)
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