crimpin’ on fams wit’ my toes out
next level of being a peeping tom. requires extra small condoms for each toe.
i was rollin’ in da’ club da other day and i tried crimpin’ on fams wit’ my toes out, but got caught so now i’m doing 25 to life.
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