Crimson Mushroom


a “crimson mushroom” is given to an unsuspecting person by removing one’s flaccid p-n-s from one’s trousers and slapping said p-n-s across the cheek, forehead, eye socket or other impressionable area of the body (preferably the face) so as to cause a large, red, mushroom shaped outline on the recipient.
that crimson mushroom i gave to your sister could be heard for miles and seen for days.

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