Crissed as a picket
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extremely drunk – australian spoonerism (p-ssed as a cricket). usually used to describe being drunk to the point of being incoherent and uncoordinated. australian equivalent of nissed as a pewt.
“did you see andrew? he’s crissed as a picket mate!”
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