Critical Whup-ass


critical whup–ss is achieved when slurs and profanities become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric. at this point, all hades can and will break loose causing all with in it’s radius of influence to become incredibly violent and begin attacking anything that moves in their field of view.
“if i hadn’t of stepped in to stop joe, critical whup–ss might of occurred.”

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