Croatian children of zero9ine
croatian children of zero9ine often employed for manual labor to manufacture cheap house-hold white goods and sausages.
once the sausages are produced they more than likely become the sausages.
dan: “where did you get that washing machine.. its making a lot of noise, looks kinda cheap too?”
jan: “i bought it from k-mart.. its made in croatia, by croatian children of zero9ine
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jan: “these sausages taste wierd..”
dan: “what do you expect, they are made by the croatian children of zero9ine, and once they’ve produced the sausages they climb into the machine and get mashed up into the sausages”
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