Croc on the riverbank


this occurs when a t-rd is released and falls short of its intended target, thus remaining semi-submerged in water on the inside of the toilet bowl,replicating a crocodile on the riverbank.
judging by the slide marks i’d say somebody left a croc on the riverbank.

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