crock of shit
more politely known as “a pile of poo”, the term “a crock of sh-t” derives from an ancient roman custom that coincidentally took place in roman times. it referred literally to a pot into which people would excrete if they were particularly bored by whichever freelance philosoper happened to be talking rubbish at the time. the roman empire employed crock-monitors who were each -ssigned to a philosopher, and it was their job to monitor the pot (or crock). should the crock become full, it would be presented to the philospher, who was obliged, by law, to announce that it bore a remarkable resembence to himself, thus proclaiming he was full of cr-p and was, in fact, talking a crock of sh-t.
“i am talking a crock of sh-t”, socretes 429 bc
something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.
the -ssertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of sh-t.
1. an earthenware pot, br-mm-ng with smelly excrement.
2. bullsh-t, lies… deviations from the truth
1. he’s sh-ts in a crock, rather than the much popularised toilet, and as a result he’s unemployed.
2. tony had to admit that the crock of sh-t he and george had just made up would probably backfire on him.
an acceptable term in describing the $700b bailout bill p-ssed on october 3, 2008 by the american government to help support failing corporations that don’t have any business existing.
the wooden arrow clause in that bailout is a crock of sh-t.
obama getting the n-bel peace prize
that smore won that? what a crock of sh-t!
a small basket over flowwing with faeces
britney spears looks like a crock of sh-t
who knows, probably a fatty–ss crock pot of sh-t. danny oskam uses it sometimes. its pretty funny when said in a british accent, or a scottish/irish accent.
this socccer practice is a crock of sh-t.
you want some of this you crock of sh-t?
atrevete a pelear conmigo you crock of sh-t!
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