Crooked Up The Ass
describes the extent of a situation. used when a normal situation becomes f-cked up or r-t-rded; but mostly just gay.
leslie(boss): “you better clean this place up or else you’re fired.”
felix(employee): “ahh… this is f-cking crooked up the -ss.”
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