Crop and Shop


after the taking of a photo where an unwanted individual, or generally unsightly person has infiltrated said photograph, the photographer uses adobe photoshop, or some other picture enchancing software to remove them and their fugliness from an otherwise decent looking picture.
lisa: say ‘cheese’, everyone!

everyone: cheese!

janet’s ex-boyfriend who dumped her for that tramp he met while on vacation in cabo, but then texted her back the next day to say he was sorry: cheese!

a second later…

lisa: freakin’ a…how did herpes-face weasel his way into picture?

janet: it’s okay. we can crop and shop him out later, and put a picture of a palm tree there instead, so people will think we went so florida.

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