Crop Top Tuesday
a holiday occurring every tuesday, generally for cross country/pole vaulting boys in which a cut off tee shirt is worn in celebration. occasionally, female or none track and field related males are recruited and partic-p-te. usually only once or twice. no one is more faithful than the original handful of boys, or should i say men, who began the tradition.
“why are the cross country boys wearing that?”
“g-d, susie, it’s crop top tuesday you uncultured swine!”
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