cross eyed panda
a person who, at the end of a fist fight has been awarded with two black eyes, usually from a damacio page/marcos galvao type of beating.
man, you either gotta send your wife to anger management or learn how to load the diswasher properly, cause i can’t have you teaching cl-ss lookin’ like a cross eyed panda.
a prank performed during oral s-x. the male recipient -j-c-l-t-s up the eye of the individual performing the act upon him. this usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two m&m’s.
i really regret letting him do the cross eyed panda… i forgot i had ran out of my eye drops.
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