crossing the street without looking (the game)

crossing the street without looking: a game during which players cross the street whilst not looking.

playing the game:
1. whenever players wish to cross traffic, players must cross the street without looking for oncoming vehicles.
2. while crossing a street if a player spots a red vehicle, the player must sashay across the street for the remainder of his crossing while winking and making kissy faces at any driver of the same s-x.
3. players must explain to all who accuse them of behaving recklessly while crossing the street that all actions are in accordance with a life lottery game and encourage them to play as well.

losing the game:
1. players who look for oncoming traffic prior to crossing the street lose the game. as punishment the player must slug across the intersection in shame.
2. players h-t by a vehicle while crossing the street do not automatically lose the game. however, failure to receive a from a lawsuit following the accident is.

3. any player who “wins” the game as mentioned above may choose to retire from the game permanently. any player who quits prior to winning the jackpot is a chicken.

the authors of this entry are not liable for any injuries sustained when playing the crossing game. this definition is meant to guide for those wishing to maintain a daring lifestyle. at all times players play at their own risk.
i’m going to earn the jackpot from playing crossing the street without looking (the game) one day. i have been playing for years because i am a winner at heart.

crossing the street without looking (the game) at is like playing the lottery, living to see the other side is a reward but a few broken bones and years of riches is the only way to truly win the game.