Crotch Festival
a celebration of which c-ck is abound and litters the streets. usually attended by h-m-s-xual males. they feast on c-ck meat sandwiches and indulge in practices of b-tt humpery.
dude, are you coming to justin’s crotch festival? yeah, we’re all hoppin’ in his volkswagen and rolling out for some hot ramrod!
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