Crouching blubber hidden tuna
crouching blubber hidden tuna ;a 300lb+ female that has m-ssive fat rolls,there’s no amount of alcohol that can be consumed to even consider sleeping with this big sloppy m-ss of blubber,usually has a nasty att-tude problem and is joke fodder at the water cooler
jerk#1 i bet you’d hit that
jerk#2 no way,i wouldn’t hit that with a truck,i bet you’d f-ck that big sloppy pig,you’d dive head first into that crouching blubber hidden tuna
jerk#1 ewwww agghh that’s nasty lol
#-ssosaurus #thunder thighs #couch whale #big sloppy #2nd tons of fun
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