Crown the pirate


when a man goes for a woman’s back door during intercourse without permission, she punches him in the eye, then holds him down and takes a dump on his head making sure that it looks like a crown.
dude, last night, rachel got p-ssed at john when he got the wrong hole so she crowned the pirate.

i sure hope rachel doesn’t crown the pirate again.

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