Crude Awakening


verb: s-xual activity involving feces, similar to the cleveland steamer
-find a victim that has p-ssed out with their shoes on. be sure to bring plenty of seran wrap.

-form two piles of feces on your victims chest, one over each pectoral area.

-cross your victims arms over their chest, placing their hands directly over the feces, forming a bowl.

-proceed to cover the victim from their waist, and upwards, with seran wrap, enveloping their elbows and restraining upper-body movement in general.

-form a cone with the seran wrap, channeling all airflow from the chest (including fumes emanating from the sh-t) across the nostrils and directly over the face.

end result will look similar to a cross between a mummy and a dog wearing a cone to stop him from biting himself.
“homie p-ssed out with his shoes on, yo! i’ma make sure when he gets up tomorrow, he has a crude awakening!”

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