Cruel and Unusual Punishment
see kidz bop.
person 1: instead of detention, mr. jones made me listen to kidz bop in a van full of 10 year olds for an hour! it was cruel and unusual punishment.
person 2: is that legal!?
back in the day,when parents were allowed to spank their children as means of last resort,occasionally a mother would make a wayward child go outside and select a willowy branch which would be used to “switch” the naked legs.having to select the instrument of your punishment was considered cruel and unusual punishment.sometime this was pre-punishment as indicated by “and just you wait until your dad gets home”.
i would alway get a forsythia branch as the device of my cruel and unusual punishment.
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