Cruise Control Swag
top definition
when a person has so much swagger that they are even able to control the amount they exert to a needle point. if you poses cruise control swag you can put out just enough swag to:
1) make b-tches want you
2) make b-tches fight over you
3) pull b-tches off of other dudes
4) make b-tches do things for you without any of the extra fluff needed
people with cruise control swagger have hit such a high level of “pimping” that they no longer even put a thought into what they are doing, it just comes natural.
a person with cruise control swag would also be known as a swag surfer
pekelo went to a party after three days of not sleeping, rolling, and in a bad mood, he still pulled three numbers due to his cruise control swag.
joey – “lets get some b-tches mayne”
pekelo – “what u grinnin bout dawg”
joey – “we gonna pull out that cruise control swag n-gg-, these b-tches ain’t even gonna see the sh-t comin”
pekelo – “pimp out loud my n-gg-“
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