cruise cumtrol
during the act of male masturbation, cruise c-mtrol is the task of maintaining one’s erection either whilst browsing p-rnographic videos, while the video is loading/buffering, while the video is streaming mundane content (see “fap forward”), during the awkward scr-t-m vag exclusive shots, etc. if performed correctly, cruise c-mtrol requires minimal lubrication due to the speed of the stroke, and increases the intensity of one’s -rg-sm. the inconvenient truth of the matter is that the cruise c-mtrol stage of masturbation often lasts the majority duration of the masturbatory session but significantly enhances the size of the male’s warm gooey bukake mess.
mike 1: dude i had like a 40 min fap sesh last night
mike 2: your d-ck must be raw as roadkill!
mike 1: naw i was in the act of cruise c-mtrol for 99% of it and how i have to send my mac to the apple store for cleaning…
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