cruise ‘n crack


when you buy a 30 pack of beer (must be an underage purchase) and then proceed to drive around town drinking in the car with your friends causing all sorts of destruction and mayhem. can also include being parked on a stranger’s property whilst you drink.
“sh-t, we have nowhere to drink tonight and i want to cause chaos”…”well then, let’s do a cruise ‘n crack.

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