crumby nun
noun: s-x act:
when a man c-ms into a raven-haired woman’s mane and spreads it out with his hands so that it resembles a nun’s habit. note: the unfortunate recipient must have longer than shoulder-length hair. dyed is preferred, especially if she just had her roots did.
i totally just gave selma hayek a crumby nun. i mean, she was definitely starving for work. no, i’m not less of a man for having s-xual fantasies about the flying nun!
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