Crumpet Feet


used to describe someone who walks strangely, like someone with pingu feet. offensive as it accuses the other person of being r-t-rded, and acting like it.
phil: have you seen dave walking?
adam: yeah, that m-f- has crumpet feet

dave: phil you can be such a pr-ck sometimes
phil: shut it, crumpet feet!

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