Crunchy Frogs


one of the revolting confectionarys mentioned in a monty python sketch about a dubious candymaker. starring john cleese, graham chapman and terry jones.

the sketch appeared on three of their alb-ms, in episode 6 of their “flying circus” show, and in the movie “live at the hollywood bowl”. all instances were performed live.

other vile confections mentioned are ‘ram’s bladder cup’, ‘c-ckroach cl-ster’, ‘anthrax ripple’,and ‘spring surprise’.
cleese: next we have number four, ‘crunchy frogs’.
jones: ah, yes.
cleese: am i right in thinking there’s a real frog in here?
jones: we use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
cleese: that’s as maybe, it’s still a frog.
jones: what else?
cleese: well don’t you even take the bones out?
jones: if we took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy would it?

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