Crush Dementia
the condition of having such a huge crush on someone that you completely forget how to do the simplest things.
boy: you know we could have just used a different im client to keep our private chats seperate from our work chats?
girl: jeez, we could have thought of that such a long time ago!
boy: don’t worry, we have crush dementia, it’s understandable.
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