crusty blanket
when you’re too lazy to wash your hands after masturbating and you wipe them on the edge of the blanket.
person one: “it’s getting pretty cold, mind if i borrow this blanket?”
person two: “no, don’t use that one mum, it’s a crusty blanket”
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- sarlient
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when a guy takes a numbing agent so his d-ck doesn’t get hard and f-cks his girl “man he slimy wormed me so hard last night”
- Ass Plaque
similar to plaque on your teeth, the buildup of sh-t on your -ss cheeks. usually result after several bowel movements and not showering. can cause an irritated feeling when walking. “i need to go to the bathroom and floss my -ss. i got a buildup of -ss plaque going on”