Crusty Crouton


when a girl takes a sh-t and doesn’t wipe. after a while the sh-t crusts on her -sshole and becomes very hard. someone then proceeds to eat out her -ss.
man #1: man it’s such a mess in the kitchen.

man #2: why, you over cook the roast?

man #1: no, i had one of becky’s famous crusty croutons.

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